Tuesday, May 29, 2007

ll cool j

i know.
it's been a while.
i apologize.
my excuse is good though.
really good.

bubonic plague.
pustials and all.
actually it was typhoid. and jaundice.

it all began when i plucked this eyebrow hair.
now i know what gris-gris is.
6 weeks of fever. 6 weeks in bed. 6 weeks of doctors. blood tests. urine tests. IVs. xrays. thermometers. tongue depressions. red pills. blue pills. hot pink pills. i even had three fucking ultrasounds (the jokes have already been made so save it...).

it was depressing.
i was bitter.

i cursed the G. O. D.estroyer.
so i sought rEveNGe...

canepari.
vErSUs.
lord shiva.
that didn't go so well.

it turns out you cannot destroy the Destroyer.

i had to settle for a blessing.
AND now i'm healthy.

lumber _. a. c. k. !
really healthy.
bang.

did you miss me?